umm, this might be a little much..
You can thank @mankins for these little gems. Haha. She showed me these reviews the other day and I still can’t stop reading them and laughing my ass off. Haha. I took screencaps of the three I thought rang the most true.
Read all the reviews by clicking HERE or http://www.yelp.com/biz/taco-bell-new-york-3 .
Like DAMN, these are soo damn funny and sooo true. Haha, especially the stuff about the bathroom, that bathroom is gnarly as hell. How so you might ask? Hmm:
A. It is always moist in there, always. In the driest season, on the driest day, that bathroom has moisture in the air. The kind of moisture that has a sticky substance in it. I don’t know how to explain it any other way.
B. Both flies and mosquitoes live in perfect harmony in this bathroom. You’ll fuck around and drop your phone in the toilet swatting those bad boys away.
C. Feces and urine are EVERYWHERE, always, like it’s a requirement. I swear I saw some on a doo doo on the sink once. NO IDEA.
D. Just a rule i abide by when eating there… EAT AND THEN PEE. NEVER THE OTHER WAY AROUND, BECAUSE ONCE YOU ENTER THAT BATHROOM, YOU ARE FILTHY FOR THE REST OF THE DAY. I WOULDN’T FEED MY WORST ENEMY AFTER COMING RIGHT OUT OF THAT BATHROOM. YIKES.
WHAT IS YOUR EXPERIENCE IN THIS TACO BELL? DON’T BE SHY, LOL.
Later nerds,
Antwan.
6 Comments
April 6, 2009 at 10:59 am
dude i burst out laughing reading this entry. i think ive actually had a DATE in this taco bell. i didnt notice it was any grimier than usual but then again, i didnt use the bathroom and i’m vegan so the sketchiness of dairy and meat doesn’t concern me.
which brings up the real question, what the fuck was i doing in taco bell in the first place??
April 6, 2009 at 12:21 pm
hahaha!
fondling a rat! hahaha.
there was only one table available next to the homeless crew, but we had been standing and jumping around all night at a Peaches concert at Irving Plaza, so we went for it anyway. four seats, for four of us we thought, but when kat sat down, the whole chair FELL APART making her land in the lap of one of the gnarly toothed “greeters”. he started yelling and shit, so we bounced. kat lost her appetite.
April 6, 2009 at 2:17 pm
I don’t think the word moist has ever grossed me out more than it did in your post.
April 6, 2009 at 8:43 pm
my freshman yr we didnt go home for thxgiving so @mankinz and i went with my roommate feasted @ taco bell for thxgiving dinner n it was just like home
April 7, 2009 at 4:52 pm
um, well okay so i used to be homeless and sleep at union square so this was the cheapest place to get food whenever i ate, and it was always the easiest bathroom (considering whole foods was a fucking. hike and a half)
too many experiences in that taco bell, and NONE were good. it truly is one of the grimiest places in the world. THE BATHROOM DOESNT EVEN LOCK ANYMO’ EW
April 8, 2009 at 3:26 am
oh man, i miss ya buddy.
that taco bell is a shit hole
though. haha.